zeldathemes
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i'm colleen i suck I like sabriel and history

vex138:

and stop viewing feminists as man haters!

dylanohcryin:

do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do

My roomate is like panting next to me, she’s sleeping, but she’s like wheezing loudly.

mama-hanji:

punkbread:

i wish i was friends with someone in my neighborhood so i could randomly call them up and be like ‘yo i know its 3am but do you wanna walk around aimlessly for a little while’

Do you think this is a god damn movie? My best friend lives 20 feet from me and I haven’t seen her in 3 weeks.

bakerstreetbabes:

The Baker Street Babes were invited as guests to Dash Con. At the time we were excited at the prospect. Friday we had our panel and live podcast and everything was great. It was lovely to see so many of you and to meet you. Our audiences were superb.

And then disaster…

Yes Abbie. Throw your phone out the window.

Yes Abbie. Throw your phone out the window.

quriosity:

found the perfect colors to paint the friendzone

alltimecries:

theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.


Why I live in canada

alltimecries:

theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.

Why I live in canada

neatpotatoes:

"i’M S0 drUnk i cAn’T evn TypE!"

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septemberism94:

amoying:

hello this is for u

This picture made my heart so happy

septemberism94:

amoying:

hello this is for u

This picture made my heart so happy

carryonmy-assbutt:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

mamalalonde:

when someone u want to be friends with talks 2 u first

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you know you’ve been on tumblr too long when inexplicable crap like this represents a specific feeling in your soul

we do not speak about this feeling

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

asphyxion:

some of the people on my dash i just assume are their icons bc i’ve never seen their pics so it’s like “oh look gandalf is up late bloggin again” 

disneymufossils:

nottheonlyonefalling:

Can we just talk about this for a second?

NO *violently cries*