okie dokie. School is starting back up, so that’s why I haven’t been on like at all. Also we were 110% gonna get a Swedish exchange student but that didn’t happen and so the house is clean but I’m sad.
So, first order of business-
1- I trust 75% of you will unfollow me when I say this- I’m going on hiatus. Indefinite, only till I get my shit together. My ask box will still be open, I’ll check it sometimes, but I need to not worry about tumblr right now.
2- I’ll make like 10000000 posts about it.
3-okie dokie bye!! :)
does your brain ever just produce disturbingly violent thoughts out of nowhere
like terrible, horrible, thoughts
for no reason at all
and then you snap out of it and you’re like
i don’t want to kill my mom
what the fuck
they’re called intrusive thoughts and apparently are very common
Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?
Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?
Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up
In honor of back-to-school.
If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish
Some people have sex and that’s okay
Some people don’t have sex and that’s also okay
but what’s NOT okay is putting fucking ketchup in your god damn mac and cheese
conclusion: portal is a fucking great game and if you haven’t played it then you are certainly not living your life to the fullest
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE
WAIT SO THAT’S NOT WHAT IT IS
"QUICK THE COPS ARE COMING!" *everyone frantically tries to collapse their trestle tables*
Look at these eyebrows. They’re attack eyebrows. They could open bottle tops.
the minute I feel in love with Twelve (via lumos5001
my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen
me: but its dark and scary
So i just found out a girl that is in continuum and star trek and witches of east end and modeled and everything
GRADUATED FROM MY SCHOOL.
I am generally overreacting but damn